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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."
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"QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Cannibal: Mom mom I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !"
"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."
"I hate circles. They're pointless."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat cooked? Raw raw raw raw raw!"
"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."
"Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth."
"I opened a company selling prayer mats with land mines in them.. Prophets are going through the roof!"