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Joke of the Day

"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"

"Have you ever thought about dying instantly? couldn't hurt."

"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."

"The closest I've been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop..."

"The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020. That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III."

"If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery in Montana where are the survivors buried?"

"It took a lot of balls for me to go on the Channel 4 show ""Embarrassing Bodies"". Three actually."

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include ""mouth breathing""."

"Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it"