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Joke of the Day
"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"
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"What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched."
"Life's like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people."
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years. Come on, guys. I don't have 2020 vision."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven."
"Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss"
"Girlfriend's mascara died and I gave it a funeral, you know what they say... Lashes to lashes and dust to dust."
"Just a typical interview ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't really think that's a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."
"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"