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Joke of the Day

"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"

"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."

"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""

"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."

"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."

"I like my jokes how I like my babies. Stolen and beaten to death."

"My favorite sport is jumping into conclusions"

"I started downloading Jaws the other day But after one megabyte, my computer died."

"What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city? A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)"

"Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos."