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Joke of the Day
"Life's like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people."
Next Joke
"What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!"
"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said ""thanks"", I said ""don't mention it"""
"People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst."
"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind it, you get exhausted."
"My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end."
"So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?"
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