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Joke of the Day
"Why do windbreakers smell bad? Because all they do is break wind."
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"A pair of mittens says to a hat, ""I'll stay here, you go on a head"""
"What's the best part of an asynchronous dog? It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one"
"HEY OSAMA I FOUND YOUR 72 VIRGINS THEY ARE ALL ON MY TIMELINE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS"
"I told my psychiatrist I'm thinking about suicide He told me from now on I have to pay in advance."
"How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it"
"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face."
"Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief."
"""I have another terrible idea for a movie!"" - Tyler Perry, every morning."