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Joke of the Day

"Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief."

"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

"If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should have put it on aloha setting."

"Body: I'm sooooooo tired Brain: WHAT IF DINOSAURS HAD ASSAULT RIFLES"

"If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager"

"What's the most popular pickup line at a gay bar? ""Hey, can I push your stool in?"""

"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."

"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? ""Aww, shucks!"""

"ok ok so my last one wasn't very popular ,but i got another one !! here it goes ... ""i don't beeleeve you"" get it ? it's a joke about bees !!!!! XD upvote it it was funy and made u laugh .."