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Joke of the Day
"How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it"
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"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."
"A hole was discovered in the fence of a nudist community. Police are looking into it."
"My Grandfather... My grandfather covered himself in lard a month before his death... After that he went downhill very quickly."
"Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper."
"*hostage situation* Our FIRST demand: we want more bullets because we ran out... NO DON'T COME IN HERE"
"I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime"
"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."
"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."
"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"