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Joke of the Day
"""I have another terrible idea for a movie!"" - Tyler Perry, every morning."
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"I'd rather fly Oceanic Airlines than Malaysia."
"Why is semen white and pee yellow? So you know whether he's coming or going."
"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"
"What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest? A dookie"
"Turns out telling a friend ""you're giving off a weird vibe tonight"" is not the most direct way to tell them they're on fire"
"The cop told me to put the guns down, but I couldn't... they were attached to my body."
"[at church] ""I'm here for the blood."""
"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."
"I was in a masturbating competition... I came 1st twice!"