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Joke of the Day
"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"
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"these tweets brought to you by me waiting to hear back from my weed guy"
"Me: Whatcha doin? 12yo: Catching up on Walking Dead. Me: Did Hershel die yet? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Guess not."
"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"
"What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen"
"I got called 'fag' a lot as a kid Until the day I stood up for myself and punched my mom in the face."
"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."""
"Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN."
"I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*"
"3 mods walk into a bar [deleted]"