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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."

"Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."

"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."

"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""

"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"

"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"

"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."

"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."

"(this joke is fucked)whats the difference between a baby and a water melon? When u eat a water melon you leave the skin"