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Joke of the Day
"If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people."
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"""I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound"" I thought fatly."
"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."
"Why won't alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy"
"Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy.... ... sorry"
"What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? ""Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"""
"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."
"What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both inject a lot of cash into their ass."
"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"