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Joke of the Day

"(this joke is fucked)whats the difference between a baby and a water melon? When u eat a water melon you leave the skin"

"Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder."

"Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC"

"Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?"

"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"

"Towels are a scam... think about it - a towel is only a towel, but anything that's like pants or a sheet or whatever is also a towel"

"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."

"I don't even bother filling out the ""From"" field on gift tags during Xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious."

"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"