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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"

"There's no ""I"" in ""denial""."

"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."

"Why is Wendy never pregnant? Because Peter's sperm Neverlands."

"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."

"*shoots self in the foot and screams in agony for 20 seconds* *hits 'stop recording' on outgoing voicemail message*"

"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"

"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"Q: What do bees chew? A: Bumble gum."