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Joke of the Day

"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"

"THIS JUST IN: Hooters seeks extra support due to unprecedented sagging. So yeah, Hooters is for sale."

"Was just reading a new book with a great female hero And I can say I'm addicted to this heroine."

"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."

"I made a new joke. I made a new word. Plagiarism."

"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."

"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"

"If you leave your iphone unattended I will tell Siri to kill you in your sleep."

"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""

"How do you know if your best friend is gay? If his dick tastes like shit!"