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Joke of the Day
"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."
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"My boss asked me for a brief word. I said ""underpants?"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm clearing out my desk."
"Difference between power and stamina? Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis. Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries."
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat."
"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."
"Wow dude asks ""What brings you here?"" $14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata"
"Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank."
"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."
"On your first day as a new parent, walk up to your baby and cry louder than it to assert your dominance."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."