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Joke of the Day

"Elderly woman ahead of me at Subway is paying for her lunch with nickels and now I don't even give a shit about health care reform."

"cause baby now we've got baaathtubs you know we soaking in maaad suds so take a loofah for baaack scrubs cause baby now we baaathtubs [hey!]"

"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."

"You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle"

"He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started."

"Billion dollar idea: war."

"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd ""Shona baby"""

"What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts."