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Joke of the Day
"You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle"
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"I purposely park three feet away from the drive thru window so Mcdonalds employees can get in their daily stretches."
"Got fat from going to auctions every day. yep, it's more bid obesity!!!"
"What's the best part of punching a tranny in the face? You get the pleasure of punching a woman but with none of the guilt!"
"The following is an actual question given on a Yale university chemistry final exam"
"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"
"I asked my Ouija board when I was going to get a girlfriend and it spelled out HAHAHAHAHA until it caught fire."
"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"