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Joke of the Day
"He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started."
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"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""
"I have something to say to anyone who has more than one Bachelor Degree That's a bunch of B.S."
"On the way to school... tl;dr"
"Damn girl, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple... And if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital every day"
"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."
"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."
"Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? Because it made him mean."
"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."
"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."