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Joke of the Day

"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"

"[DIY] How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower Buy the bitch a shovel"

"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"

"I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz."

"How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white? BLE-YATCH!"

"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."

"Why is the letter E like London? Because it is the capital of England."

"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."

"So apparently a neighborhood watch is not watching bad stuff happen to your neighbor's home & then taking a nap"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"