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Joke of the Day
"What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts."
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"How to be happier: 1. Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy."
"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"
"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"
"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."
"How does any girl have less than 90 thousand Instagram followers?"
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."
"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Muhammered."