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Joke of the Day

"An Indian man died after hearing the price of pulses. The Doctor wrote ""high pulse rate"" as the cause of death."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: ""hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic."" And the parrot says: ""Africa."""

"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."

"What is the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the damn digging."

"What do you call A man doing Laundry? Non-existent"

"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."

"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date? OMG!"

"What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog"

"How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An in""vest""igator :D"