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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog."
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"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"
"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"
"Once in a lifetime holiday ""I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."" -Tim Vine"
"Define ""no more Twitter or I will leave you."""
"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!"
"What do you call a chicken coop with five doors? A hatchback."
"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"
"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"