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Joke of the Day

"How bad does an atheist smell? Ungodly"

"I think I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating."

"My check engine light just turned on. I opened up the hood and the engine is still there. Thankfully everything is fine, but I was worried for a minute."

"Police have arrested a cat for robbery Guess they've identified the purrpetrator"

"HILLARY: i'm sick and tired of these baseless accusations THE MEDIA: aha! you see?! she admits it! not only is she sick, she's also tired!"

"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"

"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."

"Alarming new research into the growing sleep epidemic Over 99% of people are now addicted to sleep, admitting they engage in sleep at least twice a week, most say they couldn't live without it"

"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"

"Why did the case against the great dessert robber get thrown out? De minimis non curat lex."