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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."

"This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like ""I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"""

"Girl, you're like a supermassive black hole... ...because you're incredibly dense, nothing is more attactive than you, and once you suck me in there's no going back."

"Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop? He's just looking for a pack."

"How can you judge how good the orgasm was? From the amount of time it takes you to press Alt-F4 afterwards."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather But not like the rest of this joke, getting beaten like a dead horse"

"What's so good about having sex with 28 year olds? You get to do it 20 times because all of the reposts."

"What kind of potato chips do dogs like best? RUFFles"

"I tried crossbreeding my cows. I was attempting to create a new type of milk that was super sweet. Instead, none of the cows would even produce milk. It was a complete and udder failure."

"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""