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Joke of the Day
"This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like ""I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"""
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"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."
"Pro tip: ""Hold my drink"" is not a proper response to ""License and registration, please."" ...... apparently."
"How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound? The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway."
"What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died? Posthumous Prime"
"""Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?"" [ sigh ] ""You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe."" [ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]"
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"Knock Knock..... Whos there?? 9x11 9x11 Who?? 9x11 paper fight... I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it."
"It sings and drives John Travolvo"
"At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?"