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Joke of the Day
"Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop? He's just looking for a pack."
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"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little"
"I'm only two people away from having a love triangle."
"Nephew drops my iPad, doesn't say sorry but proceeds to offer me a biscuit. His future in Politics is secure."
"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How do you find an egg in all this shit?"
"Giving my liver a Rocky Balboa style pep talk"
"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person."
"Did you hear about the guy who gave Jesus bad directions? He went to hell, but at least he turned a prophet!"