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Joke of the Day

"Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop? He's just looking for a pack."

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? Black Jews have to get in the back of the oven."

"Yeah food is good but idk I guess I just always wanted to be able to devour souls as well"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a **great** year."

"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."

"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."

"My IB Extended Essay is like a hot slut. I have to do it, and it sucks balls."

"If your ex is dropping subtle hints drop bigger hints. Like a toaster in a bathtub."

"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"

"A child asks his dad... Child: ""Dad, how high is that building?"" Building: ""If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"" Dad: ""Pretty damn high."""