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Joke of the Day

"What kind of potato chips do dogs like best? RUFFles"

"I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid."

"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"

"I had an epiphany, every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it."

"What do you call a girl with two dicks right by her face? Cockeyed. Thought of this one in LA traffic! Hope I made it up..."

"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"Tonight I'm having a party for people who struggle to reach an orgasm just lemme know if you can't come"

"Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him."

"Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No because it hasn't been made up yet."

"What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum? There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum."