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Joke of the Day

"What kind of potato chips do dogs like best? RUFFles"

"a disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes"

"So the Asian guy from the Human Centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him."

"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."

"I want a Michael Corleone in the streets and a horse head in the sheets."

"This homeless guy just asked me if I was okay. I told him I was a little grumpy because I haven't eaten in three hours."

"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""

"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."

"I got in touch with my inner child and the little shit hung up on me."

"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"