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Joke of the Day
"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""
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"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"
"Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed... ...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them."
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."
"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."
"Jesus wouldn't have been good at Twitter He would've only had twelve followers."
"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."
"""Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we'll call you a liar."" -insurance"
"Chris Eubank has written a book about ethics if sales go well he's going to write another book about Suffolk."