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Joke of the Day

"This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened."

"Those days I only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interup.....MOO!"

"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"

"Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !"

"RIP boiling water You will be mist."

"An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote"

"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"

"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."

"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"