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Joke of the Day

"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"

"What do you get when you mix a prostitute and a midget? A little fuck"

"COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken"

"My girlfriend is a stoner who works at a hotel fixing whatever breaks. She's kind of high maintenance."

"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium."

"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."

"A UDP packet walks into a I would tell you another UDP joke but you might not get it."

"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6,000,000 jews toast EDIT: Holy shit guys, 2700?!"

"You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'"