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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He kept himself up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

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"How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have? 3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier."
"Salt touched Pepper in a pervert way.Pepper says: ""This is assalt!"""
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you."
"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"
"Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes."
"I like going up to people with motorcycle helmets and asking them for Daft Punk's autograph."
"You know someone is hard core When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles"
"What do being in the mafia and cunnilingus have in common... One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!"
"Half of all bears are smarter than the average bear. It's not that big a deal."
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