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Joke of the Day

"Come on, Grandma! Thank goodness for commas."

"How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience? A Kleenex. That will be all."

"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."

"I use the phrase ""when I win the lottery"" a lot for someone who never buys any lottery tickets."

"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"

"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."

"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"

"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"

"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"

"I took biscuits with me on a date once. She called me a weirdo and said that biscuits was a stupid name for a cat."