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Joke of the Day

"Every DJ's picture looks like they just got done effing your mom & can't wait to tell you about it."

"This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before."

"Did you hear the one about the statistician who drowned while wading across a river whose average depth was three feet?"

"Some worlds just want to watch the men burn Like hell, and the sun."

"Why does Hellen Keller use two hands for masturbation? One to masturbate, one to moan."

"Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China."

"Trying not to ask my blind roommate if he masturbated too much."

"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"

"What did the Rei say to the Hachi? Nice obi!"

"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."