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Joke of the Day

"My DNA is all over this room. So nobody go doing anything all life-sentency in here, ok?"

"New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar."

"What's the difference between Hitler and a bowl of soup? A lot of things, can you really not tell the difference?"

"I've been watching women's Olympic beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be fine by tomorrow."

"Catch a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish (read the rest as Groucho Marx) and you'll never see him on the weekends."

"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."

"Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? Sir Loin."

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? His dick was stuck in the goat"

"I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level."

"What does a parrot named Larry talk about? Vocabulary"