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Joke of the Day
"Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. ""Bend over."" ""Bend what? Over."""
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"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"
"Beef Jokes What's a cow no legs? Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs? Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs? Sarah Palin"
"*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?"
"I was walking past the supermarket when I saw a sign saying, ""All items: a third off."" I bought a dozen eggs but unfortunately 4 of them were bad."
"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."
"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."
"Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort."
"Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord."
"Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere"