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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"

"A naked man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, ""Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!"" The psychologist replies, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts."""

"What is the only type of folder that can make you sick? Salmon Manilla"

"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? Listener usually answers: R? Punchline: (In pirate voice) No! It is the C!"

"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"I always carry a jar gripper with me in case I'm ever stranded on a deserted island with a jar of salsa. I also always carry a jar of salsa."

"Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours."

"If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day."

"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Clearly the chicken. How would an egg orgasm?"

"How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. ...the proof is in the pudding..."