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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"

"""It's very expensive."" - Chipotle employee ""Look, I got money to spend in here."" - Julia Roberts Pretty Woman 2: Guacamole Costs Extra"

"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"14 years ago tonight, a loaf of frozen reindeer shit fell from the sky & struck my father, killing him instantly."

"sometimes to end a text convo thats going on too long u gotta break out the big guns and say you're going to bed. at 2:30 in the afternoon."

"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."

""" National No Bra Day""? I say pics or it didn't happen day."

"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"