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Joke of the Day

"Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone"

"How do you turn your girlfriend into an angry pirate? Cum in a her eye and kick her in the shin."

"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."

"What's it like to have a social life? Asking for a friend."

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman."

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."

"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name, exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but... He's fucking retarded."

"why are Jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !"