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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? Testicles."
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"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"
"I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub... But they removed it for rape"
"Witness: I saw the defendant stabbing the victim. Lawyer: Objection! Witness is ugly! Judge: Sustained. Jury will disregard the statement."
"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."
"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."
"A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: ""When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."""
"I'm in one of those weird marriages where we still have sex every day.. With each other!"
"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"
"Any time someone says ""have you seen that YouTube video?"" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone"