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Joke of the Day
"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"
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"A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said ""You must be a big fan"""
"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."
"I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate."
"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"
"Why do Mexicans eat so many beans? Because they're versatile, a good value, and contain lots of protein you racist fuck."
"I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between"
"You can reduce your weight by one simple exercise of shaking your head horizontally. Do it when you are offered food"
"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"
"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."