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Joke of the Day
"I'm in one of those weird marriages where we still have sex every day.. With each other!"
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"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."
"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"
"If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'm going to tell you to google it and act like you're the stupid one."
"Cause of death is still a mystery... Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene."
"""Have you seen the film constipated?"" ""No?"" ""Has it come out yet?"""
"Netflix suggested I watch my kids."
"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."
"If you put on BBC news and told me it was Downton Abbey, I'd watch for like 20 min before I asked ""For real, tho?"""
"Did you hear about the guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid? It's okay though, he said he can stop whenever he wants."