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Joke of the Day

"I'm in one of those weird marriages where we still have sex every day.. With each other!"

"How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go fishing"

"Come Party! I tried to host a bukakke party... but nobody came."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"

"What I've learned from Twitter: 1. Men are pervs 2. Women are pervs 3. Cats are pervs"

"My housemate told me to get something to the front page of reddit I should just recycle... It'll take a lot more than that to get me to take the bins out!"

"I'm not always sarcastic... there's a lot of times I mean every bit of what I say."

"I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut."

"Chuck Norris is considered to be high-class Norristocrat."

"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."