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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."

"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."

"all restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough"

"Guy brings a giraffe into a bar... The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says ""hey, you cant leave that lyin there."" The guy says ""it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."""

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"What is the most well-known joke of Heni Patel, the famous comedian from the sub-continent? ""Take my wife ... if you would be so kind!"""

"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""

"Why will you never see a politician at your Concealed Weapons Permit class? Because people who purchase weapons legally are law abiding citizens."

"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."

"*chasing after a rooster* give me your cool hat"