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Joke of the Day
"I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends all his time on the dashboard"
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"Newton's Third Law of Emotion For every male action, there is a female overreaction"
"I carpool with a guy & we have officially run out of things to talk about. Today he commented on how well-made the road was. I agreed."
"Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free"
"DOCTOR: Your leg is broken ME: So what happens now? D: We put in a cast & it'll recover naturally HORSE: [sticks head round curtain] WHAT?!!"
"The way to cure your loneliness is to get on out there! But first, be better looking. And stop being yourself, that's obviously not working."
"*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*"
"Why were the orphans thrown out of the restaunt Because it Was a family restraunt"
"Anyone want to know my secret to quit procrastination? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."