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Joke of the Day

"Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction"

"Why is the plunger gay? He was born that way you homophobe!"

"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"

"""I dunno, maybe you go steal an old lady's purse, you can hold up a liquor store, & you...just sit there looking mean."" -Unorganized Crime"

"I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"

"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"

"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."

"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."