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Joke of the Day

"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"

"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."

"My Dad's Maths Joke: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 is Oct 31 Edit: corrected because I'm a fucking tool"

"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"Today someone told me that they run into things a lot So I told them that they should walk more"

"'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"So I was fucking this woman... And she said that she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt, so I stuck it in 3 times and hit her with a baseball bat."

"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name"

"There are 10 types of people 1. Those who understand binary 2. Those who don't 3. Those who sneak tertiary into their jokes"

"Two elderly couple who have Alzheimers just finished having sex Male : Was it good? Female : I can't remember Male : Who are you? Sorry for the formatting sent this via my phone"