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Joke of the Day
"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
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"Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !"
"The tree and the wind. What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind? I went out on a limb."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."
"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."
"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."
"Missed connection. You cut in front of me at Starbucks in May, 2009. I finally thought up a witty response."