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Joke of the Day

"Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural. Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear."

"How do u Find a Blind Man In a Nude Convention Its not Hard"

"On the first day... ...God created the heavens and the earth. And on the second day, God created the food items in the back of my pantry."

"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."

"Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!"

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"

"What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? George Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam."

"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."

"I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to like' them."