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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a task that isn't quite mundane? Tuesdane"
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"Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover."
"How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it."
"What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience"
"""Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."""
"If you lose your hearing,... is it ear replaceable?"
"I spent the last hour molding a little man out of Starbursts and now I have to explain to him about death."
"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."
"[sees cute girl at the bar] ok it's go time [makes accidental eye contact with her while pumping myself up with some lunges] dammit. abort"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."