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Joke of the Day

"My friend didn't like the fridge I got him for his birthday..... But you should've seen his face light up when he opened it."

"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little. I can say that. They look up to me."

"Scars are tattoos with better stories."

"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"

"I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details."

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"" .... So he stabs her & nicks her purse."

"Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon? Fo' Drizzle"

"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus."

"I told my wife my secret to losing 50 pounds in 1 minute. I buy everyone a round at the pub."

"What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it."