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Joke of the Day

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."

"It says right on the redbull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last."

"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."

"If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business"

"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."

"What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest? Stand up!"

"What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload? A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!"

"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his foreskin for an eyelid skin graft. . . . . . ***Now the poor guy is cock-eyed***"

"Knock knock [Fixed] Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? ... hehe"

"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"